Operation Cornwall

Joe Bytheway is a middle-aged taxi driver whose life is only made bearable by the ten minutes he spends each day chatting online with his secret internet lover. She's a lusty Cornish redhead who believes he's a wealthy widower, rather than a downtrodden cash cow hitched to a spendthrift interior design addict named Sharon. A situation Joe can only dream of escaping until fate makes him witness to a murder and his deep longing for Lizzie from Looe spurs him into action.

Now with good reason to vanish off the face of the earth, he hatches a ruthless plan to begin a new life on the South Coast of Cornwall. Blissfully unaware that events unfolding in his wake might just scupper his dreams of alfresco beach BBQs and a wife-free future. Will this broadband Casanova finally 'man up' before his waxy temptress gets tired of waiting, or will Operation Cornwall simply end in calamitous disaster?

Praise for Eddie Lancaster's writing:

Not a serious word is sight, and hilarious throughout.

I had tears of laughter streaming down my face.

The funniest alternative romance I've ever read.

I laughed so much that I kept my wife awake.

Brilliant read, very original storyline and magnificent characters.