Scatman Dues

"The Scat's Meow!" "A love letter to Florida, and all her idiosyncrasies."
"Goofy characters, crazy situations, and plausible endings. All you need for easy summer reading."

Portal Letting for Fun & Profit

When Bobbie and Grayson head back to Plant City to help out some old friends, they run into a "hole" new set of problems. While investigating a rash of missing persons, it's not long before they get under each other's skin. What's making them all hot and bothered?

Each other. In more ways than one.

Bobbie's down-to-earth explanations for the missing men irritate Grayson, while his otherworldly theories have her itching for a sane solution. But when new, conflicting evidence emerges in the case, they soon realize they've only scratched the surface of the mystery at hand.

Worm butts. BIMBO mobiles. Mystery meatballs.

It's enough to make someone break out in hives!

Complicating matters, Grayson finally gets word on his Mothman scat samples-escalating their problems excrementally. This time, it looks like these two have truly stepped in it-big time.

Like Carl Hiaasen? Christopher Moore? Dorian Box? You'll probably love Freaky Florida Investigartions, too! The weirdness of The X-Files and the unwashed insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form this deliciously snarky, totally abnormal mystery series. New from the author of the best-selling Val Fremden Mystery Series!

What Readers are Saying about the Series:

"This series cracks me up!" Amazon Review
"I have read Tim Dorsey, Carl Hiaasen, and Randy Wayne White. Those writers are funny but they need to watch out for you." J. Heinrich
"I've heard the expression "I laughed so hard I cried" but I never experienced it until I read this book." Amazon Review
"I read a lot, and Kindle suggested this. (It's) laugh out loud funny. Is everyone in Florida crazy?" Facebook Review
"Not a scary or over the top paranormal book. I stayed up until 2:30 in the morning reading it. It was just that good! I'm a real scaredy-cat, just not into reading about things that go bump in the night. It is filled with quirky characters, mystery and a lot of humor. So if you want to be truly entertained, READ THIS BOOK." Amazon Review
"Plenty of mysteries and slap stick humor with a backwoods redneck cousin thrown in the mix. I almost felt like I was reading a cross between Terry Pratchett and Piers Anthony." Amazon Review
"Full of wacky characters, amazing descriptions, and lots of theories of the unknown, this book makes for a funny mystery." Amazon Review
"Rampant with humorous banter and fun interpersonal relationships over a solidly bizarre mystery and great characterization." Amazon Review
"This is a rollicking ride from the very beginning with laugh-out-loud prose, rednecks, weirdos and Tootsie Pops...oh my!" Amazon Review